09 1 / 2012
pigmentoftruth:slytherpuff:catching-smoke:caseydoll:
JUST PRESS PLAY
the gif
with the song
omg
oh my god i’m fucking peeing myself sgdfas;dgvfuasvfsdu
i don’t know this song, but the gif is perfection with the song
this song. <3
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28 12 / 2011
Things to do when you meet Justin Bieber
- Yo: You taught me to follow my dreams, so where are you going today?"
- 2) Walk in and say "Hi." to Justin and then go over to Kenny and say "OMK KENNY I LOVE YOU! Justin take a photo of us!"
- 3) Wear your purple 3D glasses and grab his face "it's like your really here!"
- 4) Demand an explanation on how you sprayed "Someday" on your neck and he didn't fly in like Peter Pan and rape your neck.
- 5) Jump in with tons of makeup on, uggs, huge sunglasses and be like "WAZZZUP!" Justin will be mentally scarred, BUT he'll remember you.
- 6) Slowly bring forward a pot noodle. Then whisper "Show me how to stir it well baby."
- 7) Jerk into the meet'n'greet place, saying "swag swag swag swag."
- 8) Ask him what a biebergasm is.
- Yo: Justin: Hi You: Swag. Justin: How are you? You: Swag. Justin: Is something wrong? You: Swag.
- 10) Enter with purple glasses and act like everything's magical.
- Yo: "So, I heard you wanna fuck me?" and when he says: "I never said that." Shout: "NEVER SAY NEVER, BRO."
- 12) When Justin says "what's up?" be like "the sky, bro.
- 13) Buy a Bieber wig, Wear your pants as low as he, dress like him. Come in and say "Hi, I'm Derek. You're Justin?"
- 14) Start talking to the Bieberconda.
- 15) Ask him if he can give you a lapdance like Chris Brown does to girls and if he says no be all, "OMG, its all Nolan's fault"
- 16) Ask him, if he likes Water and when he says "Yes". say "Booyeah, Justin Bieber already likes 70% of me."
- 17) Don't do a normal "side by side" photo. EXPERIMENT. Go in front, or crouch. or maybe even the jelena beach pose. ;)
- Yo: "I ♥ [your Name]" on your hand. When greeting Justin pat him on the back. *BAM* it prints on his back.
- 19) Run up to him, shout "NEVER" in his face and then run away screaming " i'm such a badass!"
- 20) Accidentally" forget your camera and say "oops we don't have a camera" and then he'll have to take it & post it on his twitter.
- 21) When he wraps his arm around you for a picture, dramatically faint in his arms and yell "BIEBER I NEED MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSITATION."
- Yo: ) make sure to follow her
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18 12 / 2011
Aisha’s family just sent us another photo of her. Please contact authorities if you saw her that morning at the KU Edwards campus or in the surrounding areas.
PLEASE REBLOG AND SPREAD AWARENESS.
December 16, 2011
On this date at approximately 11:58 A.M. Overland Park Police officers responded to a report of a missing person in the area of the Kansas University Edwards Campus at 12600 Quivira Road. The missing person is Aisha Khan, a 19-year-old Asian female. She is a student at Johnson County Community College.
5’2, 120 lbs
Dark Brown Hair
Brown Eyes
GlassesAisha Khan was last seen wearing black sweat pants, yellow/black shirt, black scarf, black regular length jacket, and black/white long outer coat.
Apparently a man approached Aisha shortly before noon today and was harassing her. She called and left her cousin a voicemail saying a drunk man was being inappropriate and that she didn’t feel comfortable. When her cousin went to where she said she was, she found Aisha’s belongings, including her cell phone, but she was no where to be found. Please please keep her in your duaas and prayers and avoid making assumptions besides what is currently known. If you know anyone that was on the KUE campus today please ask them if they saw her at all. Till then, please pray and share this picture of her.
Anyone with information about this incident is asked to contact the TIPS HOTLINE and 816-474-TIPS.
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